they should have made specialty ice cream flavors for the election
mint romney and obamanana split
i’m 500% done with this site
barackyroad
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I moved my arms and they blew out the sleeves.
I look awesome.
oh
my god
Puella Magi Madoka Muscular
YOU’RE a baby
I’M a baby
WE CAN BE BABIES TOGETHER
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partybarackisinthehousetonight:
“tell me when,” the waiter says as he starts grating my parmesan cheese on my pasta. i sit there in silence and watch as the restaurant fills with cheese and suffocates everyone
if anyone ever asks me what tumblr is im just gonna show them this post
so i was watching the news and this 2nd grader wrote this to the president, vice president, and a congressman. biden was the only one to respond yet. LITERALLY.
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This is the damn cutest thing I’ve ever seen.
Faith in humanity restored.
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